1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,920 - The chemistry... - Are we going to do an experiment? 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,640 - You shouldn't be speaking. - Whoo! 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,560 - 'They kept interrupting me the whole time.' 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,080 Breaking my flow. I can't stand it. 5 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,720 How do you put a stop to that? 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,120 - You don't, you can't. 7 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:15,200 - I don't really know how to do all this. 8 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,600 - Do what? 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,440 - The whole boy-girl thing. 10 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,560 - Me and George? Only on April Fools' Day. 11 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,840 - Don't worry, I'm sure there's some toy boy out there desperate 12 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,600 to be your next shoulder to cry on. 13 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,960 - I saw you go in there. 14 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,080 - In where? 15 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,800 - Kenzie's house. With her mum. 16 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,640 - You do anything to me again, I swear I'll kill you. 17 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,080 - I won't. 18 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,800 - Better go. 19 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,400 - Mmm, stay. 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,880 - We don't want to get caught, do we? 21 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,920 - Stay. 22 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,480 - No! - Stay. 23 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,720 Stay for a bit longer. 24 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,720 - No, I can't, I need to get back, seriously. 25 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,320 Go. 26 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,960 - So, where are you off to? 27 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,520 - Get lost. - That's harsh. 28 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,440 Specially coming from someone who looks 29 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,960 so gorgeous in her cute pyjamas. 30 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,040 - Go back to bed, Scott. 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,520 - Why? Do you want to come with me? 32 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,840 - As if. 33 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,440 - Come on, you fancy me. You know you do. 34 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,840 - I thought you hated me. 35 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,560 - Now, why would you think that? 36 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,760 Why don't you let me make it up to you? 37 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,080 - I thought you liked older women? 38 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,200 - I told you, I don't know anything about that. 39 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,240 - Yeah, right. 40 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,880 - You're proper gorgeous, you know that? Proper, proper gorgeous. 41 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,160 - Yeah, well, you're trouble. 42 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,080 - Yeah. But you like it... 43 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,480 - Do I? 44 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,880 - You know you do. 45 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,440 - You rate yourself. 46 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,240 - Too right. Do you want to come in and see why? 47 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,360 - That would be a really, really silly thing to do. 48 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,480 Night-night, Scott. 49 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,240 - Aw, come on! 50 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,120 DOOR SHUTS 51 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,360 HE WHISTLES 52 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,360 - Just grab a towel... 53 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,240 - I'm shattered. 54 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,760 - Stop whining. 55 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,160 - I must be mad, getting out of my bed this early in the morning for you. 56 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,600 - It'll be worth it when I win that trial. 57 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,520 - Aye, for you, maybe. 58 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,840 - "For you, maybe"! 59 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,560 Shall we? 60 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:34,920 - If we must. 61 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,640 - Whatever it is, Bonnie, I'm not interested, OK? 62 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,440 - I just wanted to say that I didn't mean for it to happen. 63 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,720 - What? 64 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,000 - You know, the illiteracy thing. I didn't mean to say it. 65 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,520 - Not interested. - Kenzie, you can't hold a grudge for ever. Mates? 66 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,520 - You made me look like an idiot. Why would I want to be mates with you? 67 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,240 - I've apologised a million times. 68 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,600 - I saw you...last night. In the corridor. 69 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,240 In your little pyjamas. 70 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,440 - So? 71 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,120 - So...you and Justin? 72 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,520 - Yeah. What about it? - Been going on for a while, has it? 73 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,640 - I like him. So what? 74 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,000 - What, more than you like Scott? - What? 75 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,880 - Yeah. No-one's safe from you, are they? I saw you snogging him. 76 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,120 - Why do you care? 77 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,560 - Who says I do? I couldn't care less what he does. 78 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,520 What do you think Justin would think of a little snog, though? 79 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,000 - Tell him if you like. It's not like we're going out. 80 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,120 - Yeah, but you're sleeping together, though. 81 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,040 - So? Look, we've got an arrangement. 82 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,560 - A what? - Yeah. Go ahead, tell him. I don't care. 83 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,840 Neither will he. 84 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,600 People should mind their own business. 85 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,520 - What, like you do? 86 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:06,000 - I can assure you, Mrs Luckman, the merger with Havelock High 87 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,320 is far from definite. Yeah, OK, thank you. 88 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,760 Goodbye. 89 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,920 That is the sixth call I've taken this morning. 90 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,600 The LEA, in its infinite wisdom, has written to the 91 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,840 parents about the merger. 92 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,520 And now more than half of them are convinced it's a done deal. 93 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,200 - Wow. Hope it's not too grim. 94 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,520 - Aren't you heading the wrong way? 95 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,840 - Yes, I left something in the staff room. 96 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,560 - You're going to wear that spoon out. 97 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,240 - What? 98 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,760 Oh, sorry. 99 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,040 - Have you seen your doctor yet? 100 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,720 - He's referred me for tests at the hospital. 101 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,520 - Oh, that's good. Shows you he's being thorough. 102 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,520 It's better to be safe than sorry. 103 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,040 - Where has my kiwi gone? 104 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,440 Hey, at least we get a free period. - Mmm? 105 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,480 - Because of the trip. S6? 106 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,040 We both should have had them today. 107 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,600 - Right. Yeah, yeah, that's good. 108 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,040 - Oh, they new shoes? 109 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,280 That a new skirt as well? 110 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,760 - What, this? No, no, I've had this for ages. 111 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,640 - Oh, for goodness' sake! 112 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,720 - Dear God. 113 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,720 - My taramasalata's gone. 114 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:35,360 - My Gorgonzola. I went all the way to the deli for this. 115 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,080 They might have left me a mouthful! 116 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,720 - All right? 117 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,920 - No, as it happens. 118 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,600 It appears we have a thief in our midst. 119 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,720 - It's just a bit of cheese. 120 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,360 - "Just a bit of..."? Someone has climbed a mountain 121 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,480 and milked a ruddy goat for that. 122 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,920 For me to eat. 123 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,440 - It's a matter of principle, Christine. A matter of trust. 124 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,720 Something that seems to be in very short supply these days. 125 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:03,160 - OK. I've had enough of the sack cloth and ashes routine. 126 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,720 I'm not going to apologise any more. 127 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,120 If you two want to play the martyr twins, fine. 128 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,560 But your loss of Mediterranean-based snacks is not the end of the world. 129 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,520 - It's the end of my lunch. 130 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,440 - Welcome to Cheesegate. 131 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,000 - Well, I'm glad someone's managing to make light of it. 132 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,280 Now, if you'll excuse me, 133 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,560 I have several decades of teaching experience to put into practice. 134 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,960 - You ready for the PTA meeting later? 135 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,480 Steph Norton seems to have drummed up quite a turnout. 136 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,120 - Yep, all set. If we're going to gather up some momentum to stop 137 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,840 this merger, we'd better get cracking. 138 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,080 - Whip up some moral outrage amongst the parents? 139 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,360 - We don't need them thinking the merger's a good idea. 140 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,560 It'd take one disgruntled parent to go to the press 141 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,320 and we'll be sunk by bad PR. 142 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,400 Assembly Hall, morning break? 143 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,920 - Wouldn't miss it. 144 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,920 - Come on, Dale, all the way. That's it, you can do it, 145 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,880 you can do it, Dale, come on! 146 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,240 All the way... 147 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,320 Stop. 148 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,400 You're two seconds off. 149 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,280 Look, I think we'd better go, eh? 150 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,240 - Lenny, if I don't train, I won't be ready for the trial. 151 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,600 - You've got two weeks. It's fine. 152 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,240 - No, go again. 153 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,480 - Dale, come on. 154 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,720 Look, I even relieved this from the kitchen. 155 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,160 - I can't eat that. 156 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,160 - What you going on about? It's a cereal bar. 157 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,880 - I need proteins, slow-burning carbs, proper nutrients. 158 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,720 That's full of sugar. 159 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,440 - But you've no' even had any breakfast. 160 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,960 - I'm fine. One more time. 161 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,440 Come on. 162 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,680 - OK. Go. 163 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,680 - All right, settle down. 164 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:49,520 Today we're going to be looking at biodiversity and the geosphere. 165 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,320 - Sir? Are we going to get some time off before we go home? 166 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,960 - You're here to work, Rhiannon. 167 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,080 - Well, I bet the other S6s have got free time. 168 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,160 - I know, and they're in Loch Lomond. Us, yeah, middle of nowhere. 169 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,320 - Enough, thank you. They're looking at sedimentary rock formations, 170 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,720 which are more prevalent there. 171 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:08,120 We're here to find plant species which illustrate how biodiversity works. 172 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,320 So, I want you to think about how these species 173 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,640 fit into the ecosystem. 174 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,160 What's their impact? What's their interdependence? 175 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,960 OK, today's groups are - Bonnie with Justin. 176 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,520 - And me, sir. 177 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,840 - Does he have to? 178 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,040 - OK, if you want, join their group. 179 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,840 And, Kenzie, please. 180 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,680 - I want to be in the other group, sir. 181 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:27,960 - This one, please. 182 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:32,360 So, that's Mrs Fitzgerald's group, and the rest of you are with me. 183 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,040 - What? Again? Aw, please, can we just be in your group, miss? 184 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,240 - As a matter of fact, you'll all be out on your own today. - Yes! 185 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,680 - Actually, I will accompany my group, Mrs Fitzgerald. 186 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,640 - (You don't have to.) 187 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,200 - I'd like to keep an eye on things. 188 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,040 - In my experience, kids respond better when you trust them. 189 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,560 They're 18, they'll be fine. 190 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,240 - Thank you for the advice. 191 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,840 My group. Line up in pairs. 192 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,040 - That's so not fair. How can they go on their own? 193 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,640 - Aw, go on, sir, we can pick up plants, it's not a problem. 194 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,680 - You won't pick up anything. You'll observe and record. 195 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,240 - So, why can't we just go on our own? 196 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,000 - My group, back by 12.30. No later. 197 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,480 - Come on then, Bonnie. Don't want to keep the boys waiting. 198 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,520 - You're not spitting fire at me and getting away with it. 199 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,640 - And you're not wrestling dragons and getting away with it. 200 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,800 We've been through this. 201 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,560 - I'm sorry, Dad, I was at an important bit. 202 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:36,000 - Leo, I've played that game. There are no important bits, believe me. 203 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,720 Leave it in the locker, please. - Come on. 204 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,360 - The dragon will be there at 3.15. 205 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,840 You can wrestle with him then... Vaughan Fitzgerald? 206 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,720 Mr Harvey, I can only tell you what I've told other parents... 207 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,720 - How's things? 208 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,320 - Fine. Mum still hates you. 209 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,800 - Hope I didn't make things too awkward for you. 210 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,160 - I'm used to her. 211 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,280 I found a load of old photos of me and you. 212 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,520 I started looking through them and she caught me. She went nuts. 213 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,240 It's not fair what she's doing to you. 214 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,160 - I'm sure I haven't helped. 215 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,240 - Guy. We both know what she's like. 216 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,920 At least you're looking out for me. 217 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,360 - I've really missed you. 218 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,360 At least we get to see each other here. 219 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,600 - Here? At school. That'll be fun(!) 220 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,320 Not! - I dunno. 221 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,120 At least Mum won't be able to lay down the law here. 222 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,280 - Although species can find themselves competing for the same 223 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,840 resources, they can also depend on each other for survival. 224 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,560 - Is this lichen, sir? 225 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,800 - Yes, Darren. - So, what kind's this? 226 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,880 - Have a look at your lichen fact sheet. 227 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,400 Anyone give me a lichen fact? 228 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,440 - It indicates pollution. 229 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,160 - Is it true it can live in space? 230 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,040 - True, but not particularly useful for our purposes. 231 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,400 - Imagine that, just living in space for ever. 232 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,720 - Oh, get a grip. It's just mould. 233 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,360 - Not exactly true, Rhiannon. 234 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,200 Lichen consists of fungus and a photosynthetic partner. 235 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,160 It was actually a Swiss botanist, Simon Schwendener, 236 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,160 who proposed a dual theory of lichen in the 19th century... 237 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,760 - Can we just go somewhere that doesn't stink? 238 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,440 It smells disgusting here. 239 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,600 - That is the smell of wild garlic. 240 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,240 It's used a lot in cooking, especially in the Mediterranean. 241 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,280 - We could do with that, sir. You know, being in the sun. 242 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,520 - You're in a lesson, not on holiday. 243 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,440 - Ugh, just shoot me! 244 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,000 - Here, the water's over there. Anyone fancy it? 245 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,200 - We've got work to do. 246 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,520 - Oh, what's the problem? Scared your mummy will give you into trouble? 247 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,320 - Shut up, Piglet. 248 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,920 - How annoying is he? 249 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,880 - Very. 250 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,880 - Why don't we leave this for now and go have some fun, eh? 251 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,240 - Exactly. See, Bonnie's up for it. Aren't you, Bonnie? 252 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,680 - You fancy it too, Justin, eh? 253 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,520 - Nah, it's a crazy idea. Come on. 254 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,440 - Well, I'm up for it. 255 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,760 - Brilliant! We could even go skinny dipping. 256 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,240 - Why don't you go in there by yourself, give us all a break? 257 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,560 - Why don't you stay here and tick loads of boxes 258 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,240 and we can go in and have some fun? 259 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:10,200 - Come on then, it's time to decide. Which way are you going to go? 260 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,360 You can't do both. 261 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,680 - Just leave it, will you? 262 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,160 Right, why don't we all go for a swim, 263 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,360 and then we can come back and finish this later? 264 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,400 - Right, so let's go. 265 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,200 - Come on, it'll be fun. 266 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,040 - Yous coming? 267 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,280 PHONE RINGS 268 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,960 Vaughan? What can I do for you? 269 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,080 - 'Everything OK?' 270 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,040 Looks like the weather's held up for you. 271 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,160 - Are you checking up on me? 272 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,640 - No. I've just phoned 273 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,800 the other S6 group, and now I'm phoning yours. 274 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,560 - 'So that's a yes.' 275 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:56,040 - I trust all my staff, otherwise I wouldn't have allowed the trips. 276 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,440 - 'Why, thank you, Vaughan.' 277 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,600 But everything's fine. I'm with the kids now 278 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,040 and they're behaving perfectly. Is there anything else? 279 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,920 - Erm, no... - 'Good.' 280 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,720 SHE SIGHS 281 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,480 Just leave him here. 282 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,880 - No. We should all go in. 283 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,560 - All right. 284 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,160 What about you, Kenzie? Coming in? 285 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,200 - Actually, I don't like getting my kit off for no good reason. 286 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,640 Thanks for the offer, though. 287 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,320 - Come on, lighten up. It'll be a laugh. 288 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,200 - Yeah? Tell me when it gets funny. 289 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,640 - You're not going in like that, are you? 290 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,040 - What, and get hypothermia? 291 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,840 I'm all right, thanks, just going to have a paddle. 292 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,160 - A paddle? What, are you, like, 50? 293 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,160 - Cos I'm an adult and you're a kid, you mean? 294 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,560 - Just go in the water! 295 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,960 - Oi-oi! - Come on, it'll be fun. 296 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,800 - THEY LAUGH 297 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,360 Remember our motto - good PR, good PR, good PR. 298 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,600 OK, shall we take our seats? 299 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,400 - Good morning, everyone. - Morning. 300 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,080 - Well, we all know why we're here, there are people out there 301 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,920 who want to close Waterloo Road and we want to stop them. 302 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,560 - Well, anything we can do to help save Waterloo Road... 303 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,960 - Well, that is great to hear. 304 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,880 - And if we think this merger's a good thing? 305 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,720 - I thought the point of this PTA was to help keep the school open? 306 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,320 - I want what's best for my daughter 307 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,520 and as far as I can see, that's Havelock High. 308 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,880 - Carrie's doing really well here. 309 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,280 - In spite of you and your colleagues, not because of you. 310 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,640 And how did Kevin Chalk get a place at Havelock High 311 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,720 when there was no space for my daughter? 312 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,240 - This is really not why we're here. 313 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,240 - I think the other parents would like to hear more about how we can help. 314 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,240 - I'll tell you how he got a place. Strings were pulled. 315 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,880 Strings were pulled for him but not for my Carrie. 316 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,400 I mean, how is that fair? I want answers from someone. 317 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,920 - No, you want an excuse to slam the school. Well, guess what? 318 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,080 I'm proud to be a part of Waterloo Road 319 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,280 so if you won't support us, I can show you the door. 320 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,080 - So you're not even willing to entertain 321 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,800 the point of view that this merger could be a good thing? 322 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,760 Sounds pretty closed-minded to me. 323 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,600 - Perhaps it would be useful to hear the positives of the merger? 324 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,200 - Absolutely. 325 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,720 Do you think Steph Norton will go to the press? 326 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,680 The last thing we need is word getting out 327 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,720 that some of our own parents don't support us. 328 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,040 - Well, let's hope she keeps her opinions to herself, 329 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,120 but somehow, I doubt she will. 330 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,880 - The soil is extremely important in biodiversity. 331 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,680 So we'll test our samples for pH levels. 332 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,920 - Sir, is that a bore-hole over there?! 333 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,520 - CHILDREN LAUGH 334 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,680 - Sir, did you go to bore-ding school?! 335 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,880 - Sir, have you ever skate-bore-ded?! 336 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,720 - You lot kill me! 337 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,800 - Come on, concentrate, please. 338 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,240 - Sir, is your dog a bore-der terrier?! 339 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,360 - All right, that's enough. 340 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,320 Measuring soil acidification is important for fertility 341 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,080 and toxicity. - And it also ruins a day out, as well. 342 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,200 - Something you'd like to share, Darren? 343 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,400 - Where's the fun, sir? 344 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,240 - You're not meant to be having fun. 345 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,680 Look, this, all of this. 346 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,120 If we don't understand it, we can't protect it properly. 347 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,040 - But it's not interesting, though. Like, none of it is. - It's science. 348 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,880 If we didn't have science we'd still be swinging through trees. 349 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,920 - Cool! 350 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,000 - Please, just give us a bit of time off, sir. 351 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,680 We've collected enough stupid soil samples already. 352 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,600 - Soil cannot be stupid, Rhiannon. Only people. 353 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,360 - Do you know what is stupid? This. 354 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,400 - Pick those sheets up. - And these. 355 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,680 - You had no right to destroy another pupil's samples. 356 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,320 Stand up. 357 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,680 Rhiannon. 358 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,120 Rhiannon! 359 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,320 - Yes. 360 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,640 - Get up. All of you. 361 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,080 Now. I said, stand up! 362 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,560 - Courtesy of the staff room. 363 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,040 You have Mr D'Olivera's mug. 364 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,040 He won't know if you don't tell him. 365 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,080 - Thanks. 366 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,600 - And...ta-dah! 367 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,840 - Toffee biscuits. Haven't had these since...for ever. 368 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,840 - Not Mum's favourite snack, if I remember. 369 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,440 - "They'll rot your teeth." 370 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,000 - BOTH: "You'll get cavities." 371 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,920 Remember when she caught us eating them 372 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,400 and we had to feed them to the dog to hide the evidence? 373 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,160 - His jaws got stuck. 374 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,680 Oh, my gosh, there was so much dog saliva, it was horrible. 375 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,040 - Mum nearly had a cow. 376 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,400 - Maybe one night, when she's at a PTA meeting, 377 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,200 we could go for a pizza or something? 378 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,800 - That'd be great. 379 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,040 Have to be after I get paid, though. 380 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,760 SHOUTING 381 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,280 - Someone is always fighting in this school. 382 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,960 Pity you lot having to sort it. 383 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,520 - Tell me about it. Kids! 384 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,760 - Erm, Guy, it is you on duty today, isn't it? 385 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,240 - Hm? 386 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,400 Oh...yeah. Right. 387 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,320 Don't move. Oi! 388 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,280 SHE SQUEALS 389 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,760 - Oh, my God, it was freezing. 390 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,880 - I told you it would be. We should get back. 391 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,480 - What is your problem? 392 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,040 - Calm it down, guys, yeah? 393 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,280 - "Calm it down." Brilliant. 394 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,560 - Kenzie, if you don't have anything helpful to say, 395 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,960 will you just back off? 396 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,600 - You love them fighting over you. 397 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,320 - What's the matter, Kenzie? Feeling left out? You had your chance. 398 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,120 No point in getting jealous now. - You wish. 399 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,960 - You never should've told me to get lost. 400 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,280 - Behave. She only snogged you after she'd been with him. 401 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,560 - I'm sorry, what? You kissed him? 402 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,760 When? 403 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,680 - Last night. Go on, tell him. 404 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,720 - You were with me last night. - With him? 405 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,040 - Shut your mouth, will you? 406 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,200 - So was this going on after you slept with me, or before? 407 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,480 - What? - You better not have given me anything... 408 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,320 - Shut up! - Justin! Stop it. Stop it! 409 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,560 Leave it, both of you, leave it! 410 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,240 Yes, OK, I slept with you both. 411 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,160 It's not like boys don't do it all the time. 412 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,360 It's not like either of you wouldn't if you had the chance. 413 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,640 - You should have told me. 414 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,960 - It was ages ago. 415 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,160 Have you told me everyone you've ever slept with? 416 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,440 Exactly. - I would never have touched you if I knew you'd been with him. 417 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:28,040 - Shut up, Scott. Leave it! Like you've never done it. 418 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,280 - You're disgusting. 419 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,640 - Listen to you, nose all out of joint. 420 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,680 - Shut up. 421 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,360 - She used you. Ha-ha. Poor Scott. Totally played. 422 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,040 - You little tramp. - Listen to you. You'd go with anything. 423 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,840 - Filthy, two-faced... - Well, you went with her mum! 424 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,160 - What's she talking about? 425 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,080 - I dunno. She's mad. 426 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,200 I dunno. 427 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,320 - I saw you. At her house. - No, you didn't. Why would you make that up? 428 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,920 Why would I do that? 429 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,480 - He wouldn't... How could you say something like that? 430 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,320 - She'd say anything. - Yeah, you're vile... 431 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,040 - She's horrible, trying to get everybody else off her own back. 432 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,360 - Kenzie, it's the truth. - No, it's a lie. 433 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,080 - I followed you. - You're nuts. 434 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,600 She's making all this up. 435 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,440 - 33 Shilden Road. That's where you live, isn't it? 436 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,680 That's where he went. That's where he slept with your mum. 437 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,960 - Oh, my God. - Kenzie, I swear, I didn't go anywhere near. 438 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,720 - You're lying through your teeth. - I'm going to kill you! 439 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,840 I'm going to kill you! - Kenzie. Calm down, Kenzie. 440 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,960 Kenzie. - Get off me! Get off me! - Calm down. 441 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,560 It's all right, it's all right, Kenzie, calm down. - Get off me! 442 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,160 - Kenzie. - He's dead, I'm going to kill him! 443 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,800 - Calm down, calm down. 444 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,960 - Kenzie, wait, please. It's not what you think. 445 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,360 - Go away! Both of you! 446 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:44,400 - Justin... - I said, go! All right? Get lost. 447 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,400 - Why does he hate me so much? 448 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,840 What have I ever done to him? 449 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,400 - This is very immature. You are aware of that? 450 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,920 I expected more from S6s. Stand up now, please. 451 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,200 Right. 452 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,160 Every single one of you is on report when we get back. 453 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,160 OK. This trip's over. Go on. 454 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,360 Get back to the bus. 455 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,520 - ALL: Yes! 456 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,800 - Whoo! 457 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,720 - 'Bonnie!' 458 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,040 - Don't. 459 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,560 - Bonnie! 460 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,560 - How could he have? I mean... I mean, when did it start? 461 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,520 And how many times did he come to my house and...? 462 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,800 I feel so stupid. I didn't know... 463 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,800 In my own house and I didn't know. 464 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,120 - How would you know? None of this is your fault. 465 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,680 He won't leave anything alone. 466 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,880 - He's going to tell everybody, isn't he? 467 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,600 Just like he did the last time. 468 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,280 - No, he won't. I won't let him. 469 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,120 - Him and Bonnie, laughing at me, and Bonnie pretending 470 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,920 she wants to be my mate and all the time she knew... 471 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,480 My mum... I did everything for her. 472 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,920 Everything since I was little. 473 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,240 And now this... 474 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,600 I'm not a bad person, am I? 475 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,360 - Kenz, none of this is your fault. 476 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,840 None of it. 477 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,800 Mon passe-temps prefere. Anyone? 478 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,240 - Yes! We're into Zerka's Kingdom. 479 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,160 - Hmm? 480 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,280 - What's wrong with you? 481 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,960 - Nothing. Why? 482 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,720 He's going to catch you on that thing. 483 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,840 - Abdul? 484 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,360 Perhaps you'd like to enlighten us 485 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:11,240 all by giving a brief description of your favourite hobby. 486 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,840 - Erm... 487 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,280 - Mon passe-temps prefere, c'est le cinema. 488 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,880 - Ah, bon, le cinema. 489 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,480 - Mais j'aime bien aussi la lecture et les jeux video. 490 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,200 - Abdul, I hope you're listening to this. 491 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,360 Leo likes reading and video games. 492 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,720 - You're skating on thin ice. 493 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,680 - Moi, j'aime Paris... 494 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,840 - BELL RINGS 495 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,760 - I love the one with the meerkat, he's like, 496 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,640 "Alan... Alan! Steve!" 497 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,240 Have you seen it? - Yeah! Or the one with the cat on the skateboard. 498 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,360 - Oh, he's great. 499 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,840 He's got some moves, by the way, going over bumps and that. - His face! - I know! 500 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,400 - What about the one with the dog who doesn't want a bath? 501 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,440 We watched that one the other week, didn't we, Lenny? 502 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,160 - Oh...yeah, uh-huh, that's OK, that one. 503 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,520 - Yeah, no, I've seen it. It's good. 504 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,000 - What about the really, really drunk guy who pretends 505 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,280 he's not been drinking? 506 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,640 - It's hilarious! - I know. 507 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,040 - He's all over the place. 508 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,040 - You lot are so sad. 509 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,520 - You just couldn't help yourself, could you? 510 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,880 - Don't you dare blame this on me. 511 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,640 You're the one who slept with her mum. 512 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,240 - You didn't have to tell her, though. 513 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,120 - You didn't have to do it in the first place. 514 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,400 - Your stupid big mouth. She proper hates me now. 515 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,760 - Ah, I get it now. This is all about Kenzie. 516 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,440 - No, it's not. - That's what you're upset about, isn't it? 517 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,720 Well, here's some news, Scott, you blew it. 518 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,440 You couldn't have messed it up any better if you'd tried. She proper hates you now. 519 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,160 - Why did I even sleep with you? What was I thinking? 520 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,400 You're nasty. - What, and you're not? 521 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,600 I kissed you and you'd been slobbering all over Kenzie's mum. 522 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,320 - You're not even good looking. And you're rubbish in bed. 523 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,320 And you don't have any friends. 524 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,000 - Never come near me, ever again. 525 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,040 - Fine. 526 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,000 SHE SCREAMS 527 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,520 Bonnie! Bonnie! Are you all right? 528 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,280 Bonnie! 529 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,680 - How did it go? 530 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,920 - Let's just get our bags and get on the bus, please. 531 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,360 I don't think there's any point hanging around here. 532 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,760 - That good? 533 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,240 Look, it's never easy when you first start. 534 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,960 It took me ages to learn to connect with the kids. 535 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,720 Maybe you're just trying a bit too hard. 536 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,400 Perhaps if you were a bit more... spontaneous. 537 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,720 - Spontaneous? - You know, off the cuff...loosened up. 538 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,880 - I know what it means. 539 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,480 Your group are late. 540 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,880 - It's just 12.30 now. 541 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,040 - Exactly. 542 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,680 - BONNIE MOANS 543 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,160 Bonnie, Bonnie, can you hear me? Just keep still. 544 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,280 Don't move! - Scott, you need to help me, get me up. 545 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,320 - Just keep still, don't move. 546 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,440 - Scott, you've got to do something...please! 547 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,360 - I'm going to go get some help. - No! No! 548 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,120 - I'll be back soon, I promise. 549 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,560 - No, don't leave me, Scott. Scott? 550 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,840 - I'll be as quick as I can. 551 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,560 - Is this really what teaching has come to, Audrey? 552 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,720 You and me desperately trying to defend our cheese 553 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,120 and taramasalata while Olga 554 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,120 and that other whippersnapper are going on some jolly. 555 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,880 - Why don't you count the beans, Audrey? 556 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:26,640 - It's all very well to ridicule, Christine, but theft is upsetting 557 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,840 and irritating, and I for one don't intend to let it go unpunished. 558 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,600 - There you go. 559 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,520 - There's nothing in that tin. 560 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,640 - Well, you can dust it for prints. 561 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,240 - OK, right, well, thanks for letting me know. 562 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,120 - Everything OK? 563 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,960 - Another flat gone. It's impossible to find somewhere to live. 564 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,720 Unless you're loaded and put down a massive deposit. 565 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,120 - Yeah, must be a nightmare. 566 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,480 - It is. Believe me. 567 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,160 - Well, sorry I can't help. I lodge with Audrey. 568 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,960 - It's fine. - So she can't help you either cos I've got her spare room. 569 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,480 Unless you want to bunk up with me. 570 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,640 I didn't mean that... 571 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,240 - No, no, honestly, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 572 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,720 - What am I doing? I just embarrassed poor Guy. 573 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,080 I'm wearing shoes that are killing me and I've got no friends... 574 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:23,160 - Christine? I ain't being funny, but life really is too short. 575 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,280 You know, you should make it up with them two. 576 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,080 - It's one o'clock. 577 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,040 - Where you going, miss? 578 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,080 - I won't be long. Stay with Mr D'Olivera. 579 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,120 - This is rubbish. 580 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,080 - I feel sick... thinking about them both. 581 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,080 Now I've got to go back and face my mum. 582 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,000 I mean, what do I say? 583 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,080 Look at me, I'm a mess. 584 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,280 Everyone's going to know I've been crying 585 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,120 and they're going to want to know why. 586 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,240 - You look fine to me. 587 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,360 - Yeah, right(!) - You do. 588 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,800 - Oh! - Whoa! You all right? 589 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,400 - Yeah. Thanks for, you know... 590 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,240 - Don't worry about it. 591 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,640 - Hey! 592 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,680 - No, you get away from me. 593 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,960 - You heard her, go on, go away. 594 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,720 - No, it's Bonnie. She's fallen. 595 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,120 - Yeah, off her perch. 596 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,200 - No, down a ravine. You need to come help. Come on! 597 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,680 Come on! 598 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,720 - Come on, man, what's up? 599 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,520 - It would have been Mum's birthday today. 600 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,800 - You all right? 601 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,680 - Yeah, Dad gets more upset than me. 602 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,200 - My head was done in when my parents broke up. 603 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,720 I can't imagine... - Well, I'm used to it. It's been me and Dad for ages. 604 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,000 Just, sometimes, I can't really remember her. 605 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,480 Like, I look at photos and stuff but...I can't remember. 606 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,480 - So, you coming to training tonight? 607 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,440 - Eh? 608 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,720 - Mate, just tell her that you like her. 609 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,320 - Don't be daft. She doesn't fancy me. 610 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,120 - All right, don't. 611 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:26,760 - OK, here you go. Chicken, spinach and pasta. High protein, good carbs. 612 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,120 As per your diet sheet. 613 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,680 - Thanks, Mrs Budgen. 614 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,760 - Enjoy your training. 615 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,800 - I will. 616 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,720 Excuse me. 617 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,680 - What have you just done that for? 618 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,160 - Not hungry. - Then why did you take it off her? 619 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,840 - Cos she wanted to give it to me. 620 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,920 - You don't mind if I join you, do you? 621 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,360 - No. 622 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,960 - Saw you chatting to Carrie earlier. 623 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,680 You two seem to get on pretty well. - A bit. 624 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,400 - A bit better than that, I think. Do you like her, then? 625 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,280 - I...I suppose. 626 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,120 - Are you kidding? He talks about this girl every single day. 627 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,760 He fancies the pants off her. 628 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,160 - No, I don't. - OK, you don't. 629 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,400 (He does.) 630 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,000 - Right, you heard of Emily Dickinson? 631 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,360 She's an American poet. Carrie loves her. 632 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,880 Believe me, you find her one of her poems, she will melt. 633 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,680 - Justin? Justin? 634 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,080 - You all need to start thinking about your science projects. 635 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,600 You need to pick a topic that's related to the material 636 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,240 we've covered in class. 637 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,480 Yes, Abdul? - Uh, miss, could it be about, like, genealogy and stuff? 638 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,800 - I'm not sure about the "and stuff" but genealogy, yeah, good. 639 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,440 You could look at some of the things we've talked about... - Put it away, she'll clock you. 640 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,280 - ..like hereditary characteristics and how they're passed down. 641 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,120 Hand it over now, please. 642 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,760 - Sorry, miss, I'll put it away. 643 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,760 - BELL RINGS 644 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,880 - Miss, the class is over. 645 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,960 - Leo. Give it to me now, please. 646 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,760 You can collect it at home time. 647 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,240 Come back here and pick that up now. 648 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,840 - I'll get it, miss. 649 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,920 What's up with you? It's just a game. 650 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,160 - She ran and got too close to the edge. 651 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,920 - And why didn't you help her? 652 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,040 - I don't like heights. 653 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,000 - Is there no end to your pathetic weaknesses? 654 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,920 - Scott? 655 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,400 - Bonnie, you're going to be fine, OK? Just don't move. 656 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,480 - Where am I supposed to move to? Just help me up, will you? 657 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,080 - Yeah...erm...we'll call someone for help. 658 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,960 - When can we go, sir? 659 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,800 - We have to wait for the others. 660 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,240 - This is boring. 661 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,680 - Hey, watch out. 662 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,240 - You nearly hit us then. - Don't sit near the pitch then. 663 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,360 - Sir, tell him. 664 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,000 - You shouldn't be playing football here in the first place. 665 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,360 - What else can we do? 666 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,440 - He's right, sir, he needs to do something. 667 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,760 - You just asked me to stop him. 668 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,240 - Well, you're the teacher. If they're bored, it's your fault. 669 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,200 - Give me that bottle. 670 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,720 - What? I'm allowed a drink. 671 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,640 - Why is it fizzy? 672 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,200 - What? - Oh, I know what he's doing. 673 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,280 This is that Coke and mints trick, isn't it? 674 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,000 - I'm not just going to do the trick. 675 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 I'm going to explain the science behind it. 676 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,920 So, come on, why is it fizzy? 677 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,760 - So it tastes good? 678 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,840 - So you can do this? 679 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,880 - HE BURPS 680 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,120 - Because in the factory it was pumped with carbon dioxide, 681 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,680 which wants to escape the liquid. 682 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,960 Hence the bubbles. 683 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,960 The mints speed up that process by breaking the surface tension of 684 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,680 the liquid, but more importantly... 685 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,600 - Sir, don't put them in there! 686 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,760 - ..they increase the surface area for the bubbles to... 687 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,400 - PUPILS LAUGH 688 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,520 - Works every time. Hey, do it again, sir. 689 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,720 - Still no signal? 690 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,880 - Come on! - You're going to have to go down and get her. 691 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,440 - How do I get her back up? We'll both be stuck. - Hurry up! 692 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,720 - We'll pull you up. - How are you going to do that, Scott? 693 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,840 You can't even look over the edge. - Please help me up! Get me up! 694 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,520 - So what's your bright idea, then? - Don't just stand there! 695 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,200 - Look, Bonnie? Listen, you've got to stay calm, all right? 696 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,320 - What? 697 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,800 - Try and...breathe. 698 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,480 - Breathe? Seriously? Is that the best you've got? 699 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,600 - It's more than you're doing, Scott! - All right! 700 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,400 - Come on! - Scott, take your jeans off. 701 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,280 - What? Why? - Then I want you to talk to her. 702 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,360 Tell her we've got a plan. - We haven't got a plan! 703 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,560 - I have. Come on, give me your jeans. 704 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,320 - Here you are. Have mine. 705 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,560 - Stop talking and do something! - You tell her anything 706 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,720 that'll calm her down. Go on! 707 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,040 - Bonnie? You OK? 708 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,080 - Have you phoned someone? Is someone coming? 709 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,880 - About what happened before, I didn't mean the things I said. 710 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,560 It was stupid and mean. I'm sorry. 711 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,440 - Bit late for that! - Right, hold on to that. 712 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,520 Both of you, as soon as she's up, grab hold of her. 713 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,080 Right, Bonnie? - What? - Take hold of this, OK? 714 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,400 - I can't. 715 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,480 - Yeah, you can, come on, we're going to get you up. 716 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,920 - I can't. - No, don't look down, don't look down. 717 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,120 Keep looking up, look up, OK? Keep watching us. 718 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,800 Keep looking up. 719 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,240 - SHE SQUEALS 720 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,520 FABRIC RIPS 721 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,960 SHE SCREAMS 722 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,000 Justin! Justin! 723 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,840 SHE SQUEALS 724 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,560 Come on. - You're all right. 725 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,760 - Go on. Go on. 726 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:43,360 - We're really late. Any idea how we get back to the bus? 727 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,000 - And I can only reaffirm that the merger isn't definite, 728 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,240 by any means... 729 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:52,480 No, OK, no, thank you, Mrs Armstrong. 730 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,040 Goodbye. 731 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,040 Sonya, we're going to have to get a letter out to parents, 732 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,960 reiterating that there will be a consultation process, 733 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,360 especially after the dire PTA meeting. 734 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:02,360 - PHONE RINGS 735 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:02,360 - If I have to take 736 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,000 another call like this... 737 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,080 - I'll get on to it. 738 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,560 - So, how's the school website upgrade going? 739 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,120 - I've got most people's photos, just, um... 740 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,360 waiting on Lorna's. 741 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,240 - You got a minute? - No. 742 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:19,040 - A thief is operating in the staff room. A prolific thief. 743 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,480 - Well, what have they stolen? 744 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,080 - Taramasalata, Gorgonzola. 745 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,560 You're going to have to do something about this. 746 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,240 - Yeah, I have to go and monitor a class. 747 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:31,240 - You realise, technically, I'm the victim of a crime here? 748 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,320 - Yeah, I don't know whether you've heard this, 749 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,560 but I'm trying to prevent a merger between this school and a school 750 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:41,800 called Havelock High and I really don't give a damn about your cheese. 751 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,080 Oh, you're here. 752 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,080 - Yeah, uh, a spillage in one of my classes. 753 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,600 - I'll be monitoring your S5 class later. 754 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,360 - Er...everything OK? 755 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,840 - Standard. 756 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,040 Well...I'll leave you to it. 757 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,800 - So, what was it like to live through the Cuban Missile Crisis? 758 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,600 Now, you need two primary sources - 759 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,520 one American and one Russian, please. 760 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,320 You found something, Lenny? 761 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,800 - I think so, Miss. It's...erm...an American lady. 762 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,280 - Good. 763 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,240 - Carrie? Can I have a word? 764 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,200 - Yeah. What? 765 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,560 - Erm...I'd like to read you something. 766 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,320 - What? 767 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,280 - Do you want to come over here? 768 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,560 - It's OK. You can tell me here. 769 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,840 - All right. 770 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,880 "I hide myself within my flower, That wearing on your breast 771 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:22,680 "You, unsuspecting, wear me too - And angels know the rest." 772 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,160 - Emily Dickinson? 773 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,480 - Whoo, love poems! 774 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,160 - THEY LAUGH 775 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:33,000 - "I hide myself within my flower, That, fading from your vase..." 776 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,040 - That's enough. 777 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,360 - "You, unsuspecting, feel for me..." 778 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,040 - Enough. Where did you get this? 779 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,960 - I copied it. I thought... 780 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,920 Well, it was Mr Braxton. He said... 781 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,600 - Mr Braxton? What did he say exactly? 782 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,280 - He said that you'd really like it. 783 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,000 - Hey! 784 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,000 - You told Lenny to read me that poem? 785 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000 - What? Oh, nah! I just told him you liked her poetry. 786 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,760 - So you're trying to set us up? 787 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,120 - He's a nice kid. 788 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,520 Look, he's obviously keen. 789 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,280 I know Mum wouldn't approve, you know 790 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,280 what she's like about "council estate boys". 791 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,560 I just thought it was sweet. 792 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,800 - It was really embarrassing, everyone was laughing at me. 793 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,320 - Oh, come on, you two look so cute together. 794 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,680 - You don't match make for other kids in other classes. 795 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,480 - Yeah, but you obviously fancy him... 796 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,640 - Actually, he's not my type. So that shows what you know. 797 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,480 - Er, Mr Braxton? 798 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,960 I'd like to see your lesson plan before we begin. 799 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,720 - Yeah, sure. 800 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:47,560 - It's better you know now. I know you really liked her. 801 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,760 - It's fine. At least I know now how she feels. 802 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,040 - I heard what you said. To Mr Braxton. 803 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,960 - What? No, that wasn't... 804 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,280 - You are not going to make a fool out of him. 805 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,880 - Lenny? Listen... 806 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,120 - Carrie, I think you should just go and sit somewhere else. 807 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:22,440 - OK, guys, settle down, today is all about books. 808 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,440 TEXT ALERT 809 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,600 DIALLING TONE 810 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,760 - 'This is the Vodafone...' 811 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,480 - You have no idea where we're going! 812 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,280 - Shut up, Scott, I know what I'm doing. - Justin? - No, you don't. 813 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,640 - Shut up! - Where on earth have you been? What happened? 814 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,240 Look at the state of you. Your jeans... 815 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,760 Will one of you please tell me what the hell's been going on? 816 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,120 - I tripped. 817 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,440 - You tripped? 818 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,880 - And the others helped me out. 819 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,400 - You're two hours late. Just get on the bus. 820 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,600 - Any other ideas how to make a kids' book more exciting? 821 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,640 Think about being seven, what really got you...reading? 822 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,840 Yes? 823 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,040 - Make it 3D? 824 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,960 - Yes. Brilliant. So, I have some hand-outs... 825 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,200 ..um...somewhere... 826 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,800 Ah, here, here! 827 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,520 Carrie. Give these out, please. 828 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,800 - No. 829 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,280 - What you playing at? Give them out. 830 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,640 - Oh, so you're my teacher now? 831 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,160 Funny you can choose but I can't. 832 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,880 - OK. Lisa, give these out. 833 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,400 I will not have you disrupt my lesson. 834 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,400 - You don't mind disrupting my life. 835 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,880 What are you...? 836 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,640 - Go to the cooler, now! 837 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,120 Next person to speak joins her. 838 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,320 - Any idea what it is? 839 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,040 - Is it a leaf? - Very funny. 840 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,280 Think about the trees we talked about yesterday, 841 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,080 how their leaves identify them. 842 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,720 - Erm... 843 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,560 - Is it a fern leaf, sir? 844 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,360 - Correct. Darren wins the mints. 845 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,440 - Yes! - That's not fair, he's not even blindfolded. 846 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,160 What happened to you lot? 847 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,560 - Look at the state. - Where have you been? 848 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,720 Is everything OK? - Everything's fine. 849 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,680 - Yeah, really looks it(!) - You lot been in a fight or something? 850 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,680 - Justin had a fall. Apparently. 851 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,640 - No, it's my fault, I took a wrong turn. 852 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,000 - What's happened to your shoe? 853 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,560 - What's happened to his trousers? 854 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,200 You lot have been doing something well dodgy, ain't you? 855 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,320 - Inside, get your bags and everyone onto the bus, please. 856 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:53,960 - So. You letting them get on with it went...well(!) 857 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,240 - Kenzie? I'm sorry. 858 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,120 - I don't want to talk about it. 859 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,840 - The thing with Scott...it didn't mean anything. 860 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,680 - You all right? 861 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,440 - Remember, keep it surprising. Boring books will be banned. 862 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,520 Sorry about Carrie's behaviour, she's not usually disruptive. 863 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,480 - I thought you handled it very well. 864 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,640 - Really? 865 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,320 - Teaching anyone's hard enough, teaching siblings... 866 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,560 But you did well. 867 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,240 You didn't let your feelings get in the way at all. - Thanks. 868 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:02,280 - Although you are going to have to get on top of all this mess. 869 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,600 - Yeah, sure. I'll get it sorted. 870 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,720 - How's the flat hunting going? 871 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,800 - Erm... 872 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,240 - You know, I found a dressing gown this morning, 873 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,160 stuffed behind a magazine rack. 874 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,920 And a number of food items have been going missing from the staff room. 875 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,920 All of which would tend to suggest that someone may well be 876 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,480 sleeping at the school, and if that turned out to be the case, 877 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,720 then I would have no option but to sack that person. 878 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:38,120 Especially if that person had had a warning already. Wouldn't you agree? 879 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,160 - Yeah. 880 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,080 - So, I'm going to leave for ten minutes and when I come back, 881 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,720 I'm pretty sure all that stuff will be gone. 882 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,720 - It were well good, you guys should have seen it. 883 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,640 - I know. At least we had a laugh, unlike you lot. 884 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,080 - Have you got any more experiments like that, sir, 885 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,240 that you could show us when we get back to school? - I'll see. 886 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,680 Obviously being with them paid off in the end. 887 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,520 - Obviously. 888 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,600 - I made a real breakthrough today. 889 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,760 - Well, good for you. 890 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,520 - So, I've timetabled in a series of surprising experiments, 891 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,320 drawn up a list of questions and answers. 892 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,680 - It might not have been the experiment that got them. 893 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,360 It might have been the laugh. 894 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,720 - They will laugh when I start with a dry ice bubble. 895 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,200 It'll be fun. 896 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,880 - Sir, will lighting a fart count towards my coursework mark? 897 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,000 - Erm, no. 898 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,120 - 52. Keep going, Dale, come on, keep going. 53. 899 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,160 Oh, keep going, come on. 900 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,400 Dale? Are you all right? 901 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,520 Right, hold on, I'm going to go and get someone. 902 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,840 - No, it's fine. 903 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,720 - What's just happened? 904 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:07,920 - It's OK. 905 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,000 - Well, you don't just collapse for no reason. 906 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,680 - I'm just a bit tired. 907 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,760 - Right, you need to tell someone. 908 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,320 - No, nothing's wrong, just leave it. 909 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,200 - Are you sure? 910 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,520 - Letters are done. They'll go in tonight's post. 911 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,760 - Right. With luck, that will clarify things. 912 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,680 - Oh. Leo's game. 913 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:37,920 - Where did you get this? 914 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,080 - I had to confiscate it. He was playing it in class. 915 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,720 He's wasn't very happy. There was a bin-kicking incident. 916 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,360 - OK, I'll have a word with him. 917 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,240 Oh, and can you sort out a photo for Sonya? 918 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,920 We need to update the website. 919 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,200 - A photo? 920 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,880 - Anything recent. 921 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,520 - Yeah, sure. 922 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,800 - What's this? 923 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:11,120 - It's Gorgonzola from the deli for you and taramasalata for Audrey. 924 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,280 - So, it's you. You're the cheese thief. 925 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,040 - No! - What's going on? 926 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,040 - I've just caught Christine red-handed. 927 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,240 - Look, I was putting it in, not taking it out. 928 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,160 What kind of thief puts things back? 929 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,200 - A guilty one, by the looks of things. 930 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,600 - I bought it to apologise. 931 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,440 - Oh, for heaven's... 932 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,640 What? What are your...? 933 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,600 You stay here last night? 934 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,480 - No...no... 935 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:44,160 Well, er, yeah, in fact, I did. 936 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,600 And it was me. 937 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,920 I ate the cheese. 938 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,360 - You? 939 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,480 - Prime suspect staring me in the face all the time. 940 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,160 - Yeah, it was me. Do you think I wanted to? 941 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,600 You guys got grants. I got debts. 942 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,080 I can't even afford the deposit on a crummy little flat. 943 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,640 So, I'm sorry I stole your food, but I had nowhere else to go... 944 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,240 ..and no money. 945 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,160 I'll put it all back when I get paid. 946 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:38,120 What were you thinking? In front of Mr Fitzgerald, of all people. 947 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,840 - Oh, messed things up for you, did I? 948 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,960 What about what you did to me? 949 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,120 - What? - With Lenny. 950 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,880 - I was just trying to help. 951 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,280 - You made it worse. Either be my brother or my teacher. 952 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,600 You can't flip from one to the other to suit yourself. 953 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:56,320 - You're right. OK. It looks like we need to set some boundaries. 954 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,120 Teacher in school, brother out. 955 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,800 You're my only family, Carrie. 956 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,320 I can't afford to fall out with you. I don't want that. 957 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,480 Not after I waited so long to get you back. 958 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,400 - Me neither. 959 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,200 - Come on. You'd better get home. 960 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,720 None of my business, obviously. 961 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,360 Lenny's a nice kid. 962 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,560 Just saying. 963 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,240 Ever have one of those days? 964 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:37,800 - All the time. Especially recently. 965 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,440 - I can't seem to do right for doing wrong. 966 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,200 - I find that hard to believe. 967 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,240 - Oh, believe. 968 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,880 At least I made someone smile today. 969 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,280 A lovely smile, at that. 970 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,680 - You're more than two hours late. The others got back ages ago. 971 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,800 What happened? - It's fine. A couple of them just got a bit lost. 972 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,440 - Bye, sir. 973 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,520 - Bye, Rhiannon. - See you tomorrow, sir. 974 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,880 - You will. 975 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,200 - Will somebody please tell me what's been going on? 976 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,560 Bonnie, you need to get yourself to the nurse's room. 977 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,920 We'll sort this later. Oi! 978 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,360 You were told to leave this in your locker. 979 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,280 Disrupting Miss Hutchinson's class, kicking over bins 980 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,880 when you don't get your way? What's got into you? 981 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,320 - I'm sorry, Dad. 982 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,800 - We've talked about this, Leo. 983 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,960 No gaming for a week. 984 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,320 - Are you serious? - Yeah, I know. Seven days. 985 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,360 Nightmare. 986 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,640 - TEXT ALERT 987 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,600 Kenzie? 988 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,400 - I don't want to hear it. 989 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:16,960 - I don't have any excuses. It just happened. It didn't mean anything. 990 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:21,920 - Yeah, well, not to you. You can walk away from it. 991 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,120 I can't. 992 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,800 - I was stupid, it was stupid and I didn't want it to happen. 993 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,840 Look, I never meant to hurt you. 994 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,480 - Is it still going on? 995 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,560 - No. - But you were sleeping with her when you were with me? 996 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,040 - No, I wouldn't do that. 997 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,680 - Yeah, but you fancied her. 998 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,320 The whole time, you were watching her, you were looking at her... 999 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,400 - No, not when I was with you. I didn't. 1000 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,720 - It was my mum, Scott. My mum. 1001 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:54,160 - I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. 1002 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,720 - Yeah, well, I'll never forgive you for this. 1003 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,000 - That poem you read... 1004 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,320 - It was stupid, I shouldn't have even said it. 1005 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,480 - "Almost a loneliness." That's the last line. 1006 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,320 It's one of my favourites. 1007 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,560 I pretended I didn't like it when you read it. 1008 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,920 But I did. 1009 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,880 - Everybody laughed at me because of you. 1010 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,600 - I'm sorry. Look, I really like you. 1011 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,480 No, seriously, I do. You're funny and lovely and... 1012 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:38,160 - But I'm not your type. That's what you said. 1013 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,800 - Yeah, to Guy, but I didn't mean it. 1014 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,360 - This is doing my head in, I don't get it. 1015 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,680 One minute we're fine, we're mates, having a laugh, 1016 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,880 and the next you're storming off and you're saying things about me. 1017 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,680 - I...just didn't want the whole school involved. 1018 00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,760 Do you like me? 1019 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,560 Wow. That much? 1020 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,400 - You know I do. 1021 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:22,240 - OK. Last and final offer. A drink down the pub. 1022 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,640 - We'll think about it. 1023 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,400 - I'm not going back into the doghouse, 1024 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,600 especially after you accused me of stealing. 1025 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,480 In fact, if anything, you two owe me an apology. 1026 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,840 - OK, truce. First round's on me. 1027 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,240 Er... I might just catch you up. 1028 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,200 - Come on, Audrey. Give me a hand in these heels. 1029 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,560 - You're not allowed to stay here. 1030 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,640 - I know, sorry. I was just trying to figure out somewhere to go. 1031 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,320 - Right. You don't look at me, you don't talk to me. 1032 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,040 It's for two nights only. 1033 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,840 I use the bathroom first, you use your own towels. 1034 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,880 If there's anything missing from the fridge in the morning... 1035 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,640 - Thank you, thank you so much. 1036 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,320 - Right, we are going to the pub. 1037 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,400 I think you'd probably better join us. 1038 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,520 - I would like Lorna to accompany you to Havelock with 1039 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,840 the PTA this morning. 1040 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,000 - It's our mission to bring them back united against merging the schools? 1041 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,400 Why don't you come back with us? We've got a great lab facility. 1042 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,760 EXPLOSION 1043 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,560 - You know them tests I went for? They was for cancer. 1044 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,400 - If you've got a problem, say it to my face. 1045 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,440 - What face you talking about? Your old one or your new one? 1046 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,360 - Fight! Fight! Fight! 1047 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,600 - Has a book been handed in at all? 1048 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,360 - What book? - Erm, you'll know it when you see it. 1049 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,920 HE CLEARS THROAT 1050 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,920 - Anything we could do to help? 1051 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,720 - FEEDBACK CRACKLES 1052 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,240 - I thought your dad took your laptop away and banned you? 1053 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,440 - Yeah, I stole it back. 1054 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,040 - Why can't you find something to do in the real world? 1055 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,600 - I think you should give me that. 1056 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,400 - Get off! - Argh!